why was the six afraid of the seven?  because 7, 8, 9.
elephant grape sin \theta  (elephant rhinocerous sin \theta)
  elephant mountain-climber
what's purple and commutes?  an abelian grape.
i'm e^x!  (the differentiators are coming!  they're going to change everything!)
polish pope joke (john paul ii was the most well-travelled pope ever)
tangent
locusts/loci
adder/log joke
what did the hansome cab driver do when he quit the night shift?
  he got a descartes.
what did the coxen say to the chinese crew team?  rolle.
why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?
what did the sapling say when it grew up?  gee, i'm a tree!

assume a spherical cow...